Guac’s Return

Posted on | June 22, 2009 8 Comments | e-mail | print

Who here remembers our buddy Guac? Raise a hand. No? OK, a character description:

Guac does many naughty things. He shoots rayguns at his mother. He squishes the baby. He fights with dinosaurs. Guac also needs to change his clothes.

Guac is friendly, Guac is mean, Guac needs a ride to the mall. Guac will pinch you when you’re not looking. Guac likes to live dangerously.

Guac is also invisible. Did you guess? Guac’s bodily functions are invisible, too. Guac is not ready for big boy underpants or peeing on the potty. Guac doesn’t get a sticker for his chart.

Well.

This morning, as I slumbered on my Sleep-in Day, Iain got up with the boys. He discovered an alarming substance on Cormac’s pajamas.

“Mac? What is this on your shirt?” leans in for closer inspection, sniffs “OHMYGOD, is this poop?”

“I dunno.”

“IS. THIS. POOP.”

“I dunno.”

“How did you get poop on your pajamas?”

“I no did it. [beat] Guac did it.”

Annnd, commence freakout. We have not heard one peep about Guac in over a year. Maybe almost two. Iain asked Owen if he told Mac about Guac, and he denied it. Which leaves us with two scenarios:

1. Either both boys came up with the same mexican-appetizer-themed name for a poopy invisible friend, independent of each other … OR
2. GUAC IS REAL.

Run away! Run away!

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