That’s unheard-of in this house.
Posted on | May 20, 2008 10 Comments | e-mail | print
I’m going to tell you this, but you have to promise you won’t get jealous.
You know how the kids always wake up between 6:09 and 6:15? Usually screaming their fool heads off about something, so that your dreams are pierced by a sound far worse than any clock-radio could produce?
Yeah. This morning I didn’t get out of bed until — and please notice the excited italics here — 7:45 in the a.m. And then only because I figured somebody had to be hungry.
I first awoke at five after seven, which is itself a luxury, of course. What met my ears were not cries of “Ma! I want my cereal!” or “Waaaaaah!” but the hushed giggles of two hooligans in cahoots. I waited patiently, eyes closed, buried nose-deep under the quilt, praying to the Almighty that I could stay there just a little longer. I was certain, because history had evidence to back me up, that it would be a matter of sheer seconds before the wailing set in.
It did not.
The unmistakable thump of the crib hitting the wall issued forth. Springs bounced. The giggles escalated into shrieks of laughter. I peeped one eye open; surely something awful was happening. Perhaps an early-bird intruder, hopped up on some Colombian joe and reeking of McMuffin, had just broken in with kidnapping on his mind. But then: why the giggles? Even a bacon-bearing burglar would surely arouse some sort of suspicion in these kids.
The laughter subsided to whispers and giggles again. I could hear pages turning. Presumably some other stuff happened but I believe I dozed off for half an hour then.
Next thing I know it’s twenty to eight, and I’m still warm and cozy in my bed, and further emanances from the children’s room seemed to indicate their continued safe presence. I realized that the goobers must be starving for their Apple Jacks and YoBaby, so I reluctantly left my nest and opened their door.
Two bright, smiling heads popped up above the crib rail. A more beautiful sight I have never, ever seen. My sons, my two sons, playing together. By themselves. In the morning.
It’s enough to make a girl give up complaining altogether.
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May 21st, 2008 @ 9:42 am
What a wonderful moment.
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May 21st, 2008 @ 9:55 am
So darn cute! It amazes me how sometimes the children just ‘know’ what mama needs. They are perceptive little buggers! Congrats on the extra sleep. Add a full cup of coffee to that and you’ve got the makings of a pretty perfect day.
Reply to thisMay 21st, 2008 @ 3:47 pm
You lucky thing.
I tend to panic by 7am - I become convinced that my kids might have been murdered. I don’t worry about kidnapping, as I’m sure that they would be returned within the hour if they were ever taken…
Reply to thisMay 21st, 2008 @ 10:11 pm
I LOVE these moments of sibling harmony. Mine never seem to come first thing in the morning though.
Reply to thisMay 21st, 2008 @ 11:20 pm
Oh my God - actual tears came to my eyes reading this. I am so happy for you. Honestly.
Reply to thisMay 23rd, 2008 @ 1:05 am
Erm….you’d probably die if I told you what time my kids sleep to in the morning. I’ll just say it’s later than 8AM. However, it;s 2AM and I can hear the baby in her crib singing to her dolls…so perhaps that’s why.
Reply to thisMay 23rd, 2008 @ 8:10 am
I stumbled across your blog =)
How great can a morning be with extended sleeping hours and kids who look so lovely playing together =)
Here’s to more mornings like that =)
Reply to thisMay 23rd, 2008 @ 5:50 pm
You, m’lady, are such a fantastic writer. That was hilarious, suspenseful, sweet, and wonderful, all wrapped up in a deliciously concise package.
And the boys playing together. Heaven, right? Let alone if it’s getting you more sleep. Viva la brothers!
Reply to thisMay 24th, 2008 @ 8:25 pm
You frickin’ made me cry.
Reply to thisNovember 6th, 2008 @ 6:24 am
nltexasholdempoker…
unevenly nymphomania acute….
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