Things that are lame
- bloggers who think their piddling, holier-than-thou grievances are truly worth a 500-word essay
- people who write to Miss Manners to win an argument
- people who won’t give county teachers their paltry, nominal raises
- @#$%& teething
- not having the money to do things the way I want them to be done
- a horse with a broken leg
- this list.
I saw this little meme on gwendomama’s blog and it really hit the spot today. It’s been a long, long week, Supa friends. One of those weeks when I’m actually looking forward to grocery shopping, if only for the chance to self-medicate with Pop-tarts.
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sorry it had been a long, long week. i hope that the pop-tarts can bring a smile to your beautiful face. does your horse have a broken leg? do you have a horse?
ooooh sweetie. add some cherry lime popsicles dipped in vodka (repeat as necessary) to that shopping list.
share with baby as needed.
I was going to say nothing you write could be lame … but I got sidetracked by gwedomama’s recipe and … forgot.
Hey! I think I’m guilty of #1… You’re not, so I gave you an award on my blog…
more rock on to you. although I am hoping my grievances are not of the 500 word essay sort.
@kelly ha. yes. we have a pony named Sparkles whom we stable in the back yard.
@toyfoto/gwendomama: i, too, am in thrall with the recipe.
@ellie thank you!! cool!
@aimee i’m sure yours aren’t! and some essays are good, you know? but some are very, very bad.
TEETHING. OMG. Motherfucking yes. Already. I know kids are awesome and all but teeth? Do they really need them? Haven’t we evolved enough yet to not even have to bother with them? Or can’t they all come out at once? I know that’d be, like, retarded stupid ass lamely insane but then it’d be done, right?
@chair: GOD yes. Teething is bloodying my ears and pinching my brain. Ugh. And if you count wisdom teeth, there’s like 16 more years to go. Oy.