Crockpot cookin’

Yet another semi-edible crockpot meal for our Sunday Dinner today. It was supposed to be beef stew but, to be honest, looked (and probably tasted) like Alpo.

Every week we do something a little bigger and badder than a typical dinner for Sunday, and the last two weeks I’ve done crockpot. I’m a queen at roasting chickens but I am crockpot-deficient. I was just chatting with Keely about this: anyone got a killer recipe? Because I’m starting to think I’m doing something wrong.

(can you tell I’m dithering? Because I am. Dithering.)

Sewing: for babies

(I just can’t leave that other, raw, depressing post at the top of the page.)

Last-Minute Patchwork + Quilted Gifts

Quick tip: the Bird Ornaments featured in Joelle Hoverson’s Last Minute Patchwork and Quilted Gifts make great teethers for babies when sewn in a cheerful cotton and when the hanging loop is omitted. It’s just the right size for fat little hands and can be tossed in the wash when the drool gets to be too much.

I’ve made one for Mac already and it’s a good, squishy little toy to pack in the diaper bag or hand him during lunch.

The resurrection of Mister Woof

Some highlights while I flash Cormac over there in his exersaucer the Borat thumbs-up:

  • Cormac takes a binky now. I KNOW. It’s fucking awesome. I don’t know how she did it but my mom worked some magic over Christmas.
  • Also awesome: that both boys go to bed at 7:30 now. From 7:30 onward I get quiet time. I am speechless.
  • With Owen’s old Mister Woof stuffed dog, Cormac will sleep from 7:30 p.m. until 5:30 a.m. Straight through.
  • He also takes a morning nap and an afternoon nap. It’s like he’s on some sort of schedule, hey? And my quality of life has improved about 3.5 million percent.
  • Owen has a new toy pirate set that will occupy him for entire half-hour chunks at a time.

OK, so add all these things together. I’ll tell you the sum: I ain’t crazy! I might be touched in the head, but I ain’t crazy. I even got a little sewing done last week. We’re turning the beat around on this bad boy called Life With Two.

Happy third birthday, Oh-boy

third birthday

Owen turned 3 yesterday. I haven’t had such a fun day with him in ages — we made play-doh pizzas, construction-paper party hats, and a yellow cake with chocolate frosting and rainbow sprinkles. We did the grocery shopping together and split a bagel. All day long we giggled at each other, swapping “Happy Birthdays” and running around. After dinner he blew out all his candles and was most impressed with the playmobil pirate set we gave him. He played with it up until and then way past bedtime and then this morning, first thing — ran right past me, disregarded breakfast entirely, and sat down to the important business of making pirates shoot each other and find treasure.

He is now officially a preschooler in my book, not a toddler any more; any kid who can read his own name isn’t so babyish as all that. While the specter of potty training looms over us this year, so does the beckoning angel of preschool. He is madly eager to ride the bus to school, where he’ll do his “work,” and asks me each day where his school is. I tell him we haven’t chosen one, which is true, and I’ve broached the subject that most schools won’t take a boy his age in diapers. We’ll see how that particular stumbling block gets dissolved.

He’s just so much fun. I love hanging out with him, following where his mind goes, keeping up with his interests. I love the way he dresses up, too — always pulling his hat down over one eye to serve as an eyepatch, cocking his construction helmet to the front to be a football player.

Two was pretty good, but I think three is going to be even better.

Top five reasons I wish I were religious

  1. Church. Think about it. Some dude in funny clothes waxing philosophic while incense tickles your nose and someone passes you a bowl. Sounds like college, and I enjoyed college.
  2. Bingo. Cormac needs a new pair of shoes.
  3. Private school. Owen needs some of that nun stuff to counterbalance the nun-chucks.
  4. Heaven. Where the deer and the antelope play, and where I can eat a bowl of Raisin Bran without crying an hour later.
  5. Hell. I need to know that some people will be taken care of after I’m gone.