The internet saved his tiny bottom

Today’s NaBloPoMo bonus post: How to get ballpoint pen out of your microfiber lounger. (Alcohol truly is an all-purpose solution).

Not yet printed: How to get small children out of your hair. I tell you what, handing them a Bic is not going to be in that article.

November 13, 2007 | Filed Under check it out, toddler

5 Responses to “The internet saved his tiny bottom”

Kelley on November 14th, 2007 2:38 am

Cool. I am thinking the rubbing alcohol for the children too…. or ice. Both good for gum.

Oh and wool wash (dunno if that is what you call it there) for poo on the lounge.
Cindy on November 14th, 2007 2:47 pm

I read that as How to get A ballpoint pen out of your microfiber lounger and I was very relieved that the internet saved Owen’s bottom.
DeeJay on November 14th, 2007 8:49 pm

Wow! Alcohol huh? Nice to know…my furniture is microfiber too.
Ada on November 16th, 2007 3:57 am

Oh God, I’m with Cindy.
I also thought, “Why is she calling her son a microfibre lounger”?

I’m an idiot. But it made me want to find out more! If I had read that correctly, I don’t know if I would have clicked over because, well, our couch is a couch, not a lounger - and is definitely not made out of anything but kid barf and dog pee.
Ada on November 16th, 2007 4:00 am

Umm, but I have to ask. If some of these people got the pen out with baby wipes, does that mean there is 91% alcohol in baby wipes?

and if so, can I suck on one while I change the diaper at 4 in the morning?