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Saturday: My ass has been kicked day

Posted on | November 10, 2007 3 Comments | e-mail | print

The babies alternated waking me up every two hours last night. Mac apparently believes his crib is made of molten lava, and Owen was hungry for some cereal at 1 a.m. We’re all sick and the house is a mess. I’ve spent the last week bedhopping my way from store to store and reading Consumer Reports until I cried. And I have a crick in my neck.

However. It’s not all bad. We have homemade potato chips and white chocolate to snack on, and our new mattress will be delivered on Friday. I think today is one of those days you kick your shoes off, put your Tidy Blinders on (“dirt? what dirt?”) and watch Lord of the Rings.

Mattress shopping report: Oh my God. I don’t know what I did as an American to deserve such a miserable ordeal, but there you have it. Mattress shopping is not for the faint of heart. It’s a motherfucking bitch, is what it is. After a week of comparison shopping, advice asking, spouse-arguing and internet-researching, I  finally walked into Macy’s this morning, pointed to a Beautyrest on sale for half off, handed the elderly gentleman my debit card and walked out. I’m glad I don’t have to go through this again for 10 years. I’m also glad that I’m going to be sleeping in luxurious queen-sized comfort in a week’s time. It’s like looking forward to the day the doctor cuts the bear trap off your leg. Whee! What a fun day it will be!

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3 Responses to “Saturday: My ass has been kicked day”

  1. Kelley
    November 10th, 2007 @ 9:15 pm

    …and then there is the month of sore backs getting used to the new mattress.

    Not being a biatch. Just sayin’

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  2. supa
    November 12th, 2007 @ 11:50 pm

    yay! oh wait.

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  3. HeavyGod
    November 27th, 2007 @ 4:33 am

    Really good and really interesting post. I expect (and other readers maybe :) ) new useful posts from you!
    Good luck and successes in blogging!

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