This new kid’s a rabbel rouser

His name is Guac. He is tiny, so small he could fit in your pocket. No wait, he’s as big as a real boy. He’s two months old. He’s a working man. He’s a baby. He’s coming with us to the store. No, he’s going to stay back at the house.

Guac does many naughty things. He shoots rayguns at his mother. He squishes the baby. He fights with dinosaurs. Guac also needs to change his clothes.

Guac is friendly, Guac is mean, Guac needs a ride to the mall. Guac will pinch you when you’re not looking. Guac likes to live dangerously.

Guac is also invisible. Did you guess? Guac’s bodily functions are invisible, too. Guac is not ready for big boy underpants or peeing on the potty. Guac doesn’t get a sticker for his chart.

Incidentally, and I’m sure this is in no way whatsoever related, Owen has reverted to 100% diaper time, no more potty action. Could Guac be a bad influence?

I’m just glad 1 out of 3 diapers I’m changing is invisible.

September 18, 2007 | Filed Under toddler

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6 Responses to “This new kid’s a rabbel rouser”

nana on September 18th, 2007 11:09 am

Too funny!!
Xdm on September 18th, 2007 2:56 pm

I think Beck needs to come over and teach him a thing or two.
supa on September 18th, 2007 6:10 pm

Taking a page out of Beck’s book, that’s what I’m talking about.

Nana, I wish you could hear him.
JG on September 18th, 2007 7:47 pm

i have an idea! ok, take some photos from around the house, specifically a photo of the potty, put it somewhere on the computer maybe and make it big so owen can see it.

and then say something like….LOOK! there’s guac peeing on the potty

or maybe, oh look! guac sure has neat big boy underpants!

and then owen would be wanting to pee on ye olde potty + wear big boy underpants, too.

problem solved!
Jen on September 19th, 2007 8:54 am

I had a Guac when I was little, only his name was Scott. He did all of the bad things in the house, like make me eat toothpaste out of the tube, or color on my new Strawberry Shortcake wallpaper, or pee in the corner like the puppy does…..yup, stinking invisible kids
supa on September 19th, 2007 10:12 pm

hee. Invisible kids, man, they’re bastards sometimes.

JG: ha! Yes!

Well, no. So far I am incapable of spindoctoring the Guac. He is too smart for me.