Last bit of Google blather, swear to God
Posted on | April 1, 2007 6 Comments | e-mail | print
I wish I knew how to quit you, referrers page. (Previously: Avast, ye Googler.)
Googler’s question: Are the calories in cigarettes?
Supa’s answer: No. The calories are in the chocolate cake. The cigarettes are how you stay skinny.
Googler’s question: How do I know if my Gordon Setter is pregnant?
Supa’s answer: She starts crying and can’t stop long enough to tell you what’s wrong.
Secondary answer: She starts watching America’s Next Top Model and won’t let you change the channel.
Tertiary answer: She gets kind of lumpy, right about here *points to abdomen, which is undulating with puppy kicks*
Quaternary answer (Quaternary? Word, is that?): Um, after a while, some baby Gordon Setters come out.
OK. That is all.
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April 1st, 2007 @ 2:28 pm
You funny.
Reply to thisApril 1st, 2007 @ 8:38 pm
so funny, i choked on my thin mints. almost.
Reply to thisApril 1st, 2007 @ 8:41 pm
p.s.: quaternary would normally have been a “cookie word.” I only have one remaining cookie, so i hope you’ll forgive me.
Reply to thisApril 2nd, 2007 @ 5:14 pm
let me recap: you have girl scout cookies. And you’re not sharing them with the quivery, hormonal pregnant woman who just served up some “quaternary”? You rat bastard.
Reply to thisApril 2nd, 2007 @ 8:59 pm
Well, don’t they have Girl Scouts in Maryland? Get you some Girl Scouts, put ‘em to work makin’ cookies!
Alright, alright…I’ll see how many stamps I have…
Reply to thisApril 3rd, 2007 @ 8:59 am
apparently Cookie Season came and went with nary a visit from my local Girl Scout. So now I got beef with Brownies.
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