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Last bit of Google blather, swear to God

Posted on | April 1, 2007 6 Comments | e-mail | print

I wish I knew how to quit you, referrers page. (Previously: Avast, ye Googler.)

Googler’s question: Are the calories in cigarettes?

Supa’s answer: No. The calories are in the chocolate cake. The cigarettes are how you stay skinny.

Googler’s question: How do I know if my Gordon Setter is pregnant?

Supa’s answer: She starts crying and can’t stop long enough to tell you what’s wrong.

Secondary answer: She starts watching America’s Next Top Model and won’t let you change the channel.

Tertiary answer: She gets kind of lumpy, right about here *points to abdomen, which is undulating with puppy kicks*

Quaternary answer (Quaternary? Word, is that?): Um, after a while, some baby Gordon Setters come out.

OK. That is all.

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6 Responses to “Last bit of Google blather, swear to God”

  1. Suebob
    April 1st, 2007 @ 2:28 pm

    You funny.

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  2. Matt
    April 1st, 2007 @ 8:38 pm

    so funny, i choked on my thin mints. almost.

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  3. Matt
    April 1st, 2007 @ 8:41 pm

    p.s.: quaternary would normally have been a “cookie word.” I only have one remaining cookie, so i hope you’ll forgive me.

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  4. supa
    April 2nd, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

    let me recap: you have girl scout cookies. And you’re not sharing them with the quivery, hormonal pregnant woman who just served up some “quaternary”? You rat bastard.

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  5. Matt
    April 2nd, 2007 @ 8:59 pm

    Well, don’t they have Girl Scouts in Maryland? Get you some Girl Scouts, put ‘em to work makin’ cookies!

    Alright, alright…I’ll see how many stamps I have…

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  6. supa
    April 3rd, 2007 @ 8:59 am

    apparently Cookie Season came and went with nary a visit from my local Girl Scout. So now I got beef with Brownies.

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