Last bit of Google blather, swear to God

I wish I knew how to quit you, referrers page. (Previously: Avast, ye Googler.)

Googler’s question: Are the calories in cigarettes?

Supa’s answer: No. The calories are in the chocolate cake. The cigarettes are how you stay skinny.

Googler’s question: How do I know if my Gordon Setter is pregnant?

Supa’s answer: She starts crying and can’t stop long enough to tell you what’s wrong.

Secondary answer: She starts watching America’s Next Top Model and won’t let you change the channel.

Tertiary answer: She gets kind of lumpy, right about here *points to abdomen, which is undulating with puppy kicks*

Quaternary answer (Quaternary? Word, is that?): Um, after a while, some baby Gordon Setters come out.

OK. That is all.

April 1, 2007 | Filed Under geek, minutiae

6 Responses to “Last bit of Google blather, swear to God”

Suebob on April 1st, 2007 2:28 pm

You funny.
Matt on April 1st, 2007 8:38 pm

so funny, i choked on my thin mints. almost.
Matt on April 1st, 2007 8:41 pm

p.s.: quaternary would normally have been a “cookie word.” I only have one remaining cookie, so i hope you’ll forgive me.
supa on April 2nd, 2007 5:14 pm

let me recap: you have girl scout cookies. And you’re not sharing them with the quivery, hormonal pregnant woman who just served up some “quaternary”? You rat bastard.
Matt on April 2nd, 2007 8:59 pm

Well, don’t they have Girl Scouts in Maryland? Get you some Girl Scouts, put ‘em to work makin’ cookies!

Alright, alright…I’ll see how many stamps I have…
supa on April 3rd, 2007 8:59 am

apparently Cookie Season came and went with nary a visit from my local Girl Scout. So now I got beef with Brownies.