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Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Posted on | March 29, 2007 9 Comments | e-mail | print

You know what? I totally believe in that whole Sun Sign astrology thing. Gonna tell you that straight off the bat. I know it’s irrational but there it is.

So. That said. I was thinking the other day about this new kid I’ve got cooking, and what he’s going to be like. Contemporary wisdom has it that if your first kid is easy, your second one is going to be a two-legged demon, and vicey-versey. And I thought, um. Is Owen an easy child? (If you had one of those demon children first I give you full permission to slap me.) Yes. He really is, by most modern definitions. That’s not to say he doesn’t give me crap, but mostly it’s not in his nature.

See, look:

Sun in Capricorn

The Dates: December 22nd through January 20th
Keywords:
ambitious, self-reliant, disciplined, persevering, resourceful, creative
The Shadow Side:
materialistic, stern, melancholy, strict, pessimistic

Not only did I definitely marry one of those, I gave birth to one, too. I mean:

The Sun in Capricorn has an intense drive for achievement that never lets up. They strive for a personal standard of excellence, even if the rest of the world settles for mediocrity. The ones that pursue the Arts have a disciplined approach that sets them apart from mere dreamers. If the Capricorn seems serious, perhaps it’s because they’ve got so much to do. They won’t linger too long in idleness or rest on their laurels when there are mountains to climb.

And also:

They are born with a sense of purpose, and many Capricorn children are mature beyond their years. As they get older, they seem to age in reverse, becoming childlike and retaining a youthful glow.

I mean really.

So I thought, let me see what the stars predict for Flipper’s personality, this potential hellraiser I have a-brewin’ here. Let’s see:

Sun in Gemini

The Dates: May 22nd through June 21st
Keywords:
engaging, curious, childlike, versatile, witty, entertaining, charming
The Shadow Side:
superficial, duplicitous, flaky, restless, nervous, chatty

I can totally handle that. Charming? Flaky? Come on. My middle name is Charmingly Flaky. And look:

You might hear the laughter of Gemini Suns before you see them, since they’re always finding something absurd to giggle over. They’re great wits and their interest in people often puts them in the role of social ice breaker. … The Gemini needs to be able to reinvent themselves many times and to follow the threads of inspiration wherever they lead.

Doesn’t that sound like a fun kid?

And anyway, some of my favorite people are Geminis (we’re a good match astrologically), so I have experience with this sort of person. So even if Flipper turns out to be Owen’s polar opposite (which very well might happen), I have faith that he and I will get along every bit as well as Owen and I do.

And maybe it’s pathetic that I am relying on internet horoscopes to reassure me that this unknown quantity, this Second Child, will be every bit as wonderful and sweet and lovable as my O-boy is. But maybe I’m seven months pregnant, and “pathetic” is a good day.

Comments

9 Responses to “Hey baby, what’s your sign?”

  1. Jennifer
    March 30th, 2007 @ 6:37 am

    I hadn’t thought to look at my bun in the oven’s horoscope. I just pray this one doesn’t have colic…

    A Gemini kid sounds awesome, I’m due a little before that, but who knows!

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  2. juliloquy
    March 30th, 2007 @ 7:58 am

    Oh, great! I’m brewing a Libra, so thanks for that link. Our family is an astrological mess: Aries (me), Virgo (husband), Scorpio (Shmoo), and now a Libra. I think it’s not supposed to work out, but so far so good.

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  3. otter
    March 30th, 2007 @ 8:03 am

    Hey, I’m a Gemini! Curious: check. Childlike: check. Flaky: check, check.

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  4. Tina C.
    March 30th, 2007 @ 12:35 pm

    well, i didn’t wanna say anything before when you announced your due date, but, if you can hold him in there for one more day, i can personally guarantee that people born on May 31 turn out awesome!

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  5. katie
    March 30th, 2007 @ 11:07 pm

    i talked to the really cute Starbucks guy about horoscopes, and I’ve grown really addicted to them lately. :\

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  6. victoria
    March 31st, 2007 @ 9:54 am

    You know, I’m a Gemini. And, apparently, the little one will be too.

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  7. Natalie
    April 1st, 2007 @ 3:39 pm

    I’m totally astrological…I counted and recounted the weeks after I was pregnant to see if I could get a Cancer or a Virgo, but no chance. Squarely Leo and boy is he a charmer. I just looked up his rising sign the other day(what kind of mother doesn’t know her own son’s rising sign!!!) and he’s a Libra, so he’ll be arrogant and charming but kind and fair. Fine by me.
    I have a Gemini rising, which is what makes me a v. outgoing Virgo.

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  8. stacy
    April 13th, 2007 @ 9:33 am

    I am a capricorn and that fits me to a “T”. I am also married to a Gemini—we are def polar opposites, but we also balance each other. Not to say we don’t have knock down, drag out fights..but we do eventually come around and communicate and come to an agreement. We have so much in common and we have so much not in common. It’s very odd this relatiionship.

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  9. Violet
    September 25th, 2007 @ 12:19 pm

    Be sure to check out mother and baby astrological charm bracelets here: http://www.bellablumaternity.com/baby-zodiac-silver-bracelet-p-1707.html

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