My friend Matt sent me a link to this Boing Boing post: “Flickr’s excellent Xmas easter egg.”
… If you add a photonote called “ho ho ho hat,” Flickr draws a Santa-hat on your pic; make one called “ho ho ho beard” and you get a snowy white beard.
My friend Matt sent me a link to this Boing Boing post: “Flickr’s excellent Xmas easter egg.”
… If you add a photonote called “ho ho ho hat,” Flickr draws a Santa-hat on your pic; make one called “ho ho ho beard” and you get a snowy white beard.
• You know what? That tooth thing really got to me. It broke my daily blogging compunction.
• New episode of HOUSE MD tonight. Hope I can stay up that late.
• Because my darling toddler son wanted to party til the break of dawn last night starting at 3:46 and brotherman, that’s not cool.
• My pants are unbuttoned.
• Shut up, I’m pregnant, I have no choice.
• No choice but to wear my totally awesome maternity jeans tomorrow.
• Which are 8” too long in the leg, which is why I didn’t wear them today.
• Seriously, who has time to hem? Who?
• I was going to make myself wait until I was 16 weeks along before I broke out the maternity wear.
• I made it to 15w5d (this weekend) which I think was close enough.
• My lunch today is consisting of Maruchan Instant Lunch, cottage cheese, and rice cakes. Welcome to Sodium City, population: Me.
• I also inhabit the hamlet of But-It-Was-Cheap-And-Easy-ville.
• I forgot to mention the two pieces of holiday chocolate.
• But they don’t count.
• And neither does the hot cocoa break I’m planning for 2 o’clock.
• I’m already hungry thinking about 3 o’clock.
• And don’t even get me started on 4 o’clock.
• I better go eat something now, just in case.
Oh no, it’s not Cookie Monster. It’s Cookie Mon-stair. And his toast? He would like it with butt-tair, s’il vous plait.
I don’t know who’s teaching him this cute little affectation but I love it.
So hey guess what? I’m starting two new quilts. I just spent an hour pressing the pieces for one, and half an hour before that laying out the first half of the pieces for the second.
I’ve been planning to pick up quilting again ever since I finished my last one (around Sept. 11) but the holiday ornament swap started kicking my ass, and then it was Thanksgiving, and all that business, so it’s been a while. And in reality I have some other things that ought to take precedence over quilting but really, that hour and a half of being in the zone, it just feels good. I need it now and then. It’s like … well, the first analogy that came to mind was releasing the spit valve on one’s trombone, but I’m not even entirely sure that’s what I’m groping for, leaving alone how gross the mental image is.
OK, my virtual model in her (my?) virtual underwear.

(levis.com)
Bottom heavy? Check. Short? Check. Absence of bust? Check. All systems go, then!
At least the clothing my virtual self tried on fit accurately, that is to say, poorly as usual:

(sears.com)
Too long? Gaping at the bust? Confused waistline? Completely unflattering? Got it.
Which is why I usually dress like this:

(landsend.com)
It seems OK in my head (and in my closet) but when I see it here, I cringe. UGH. Boring. Pear-shaped boringness.
Plus loafers! I rock the party, you guys.
I can’t wait til they have a My Virtual Knocked Up model. (“Please choose degree of stretchmarks: ^Slight ^Pretty Bad ^Fucking Severe”.) Just adjust your bloat level and have a horrifying inkling of what other people see when you waddle down the street!
…
On second thought, probably not a good idea. On the upside, though, I can say with certainty that Skinny Jeans would definitely not be a good look for me:

(hm.com)
OK. Enough with this silly timewasting. Time for ice cream and a bath. (Hey, I’m pregnant! Not allowed to diet! Darn!)
The other sense of accomplishment will come from the bathroom project currently underway. My delicate condition has kind of precluded me from doing any meaningful work on it, but damned if I can’t live vicariously through Iain and his sense of accomplishment!
Hope your weekends are lovely.
Sounds like Beck lyrics, huh.
So! No longer Nablopomo but lookee, I kept on writing!
* Remember that one time when I was 18 and fell down while rollerblading and smashed my face in and had to have several reconstructive surgeries to fix my face? That was cool.
* I totally spelled this “flickr.”