Red state, blue state

I had a frightening dream last night: Someone came up to me and said, “The nation’s at war!”

“Oh, no,” said I, “who is it this time? Iran? North Korea?”

“No,” said they, “Florida and Texas. They just bombed the hell out of New York State.”

My dream self was utterly unsurprised. “Those damn Republicans,” I said aloud.

October 25, 2006 | Filed Under neuroses, politics

6 Responses to “Red state, blue state”

victoria on October 25th, 2006 2:24 pm

it just may happen. Texas is just itchin’ for a good fight.
toyfoto on October 25th, 2006 2:29 pm

I agree. Damn Republicans.
Aaron Brazell on October 25th, 2006 4:48 pm

Apparently those damn Republicans were thinking, “Those damn Democrats”
Denise on October 25th, 2006 5:57 pm

Hey wait. I live in Florida and I am a democrat and I would never team up with a Texan. Heh.
Matt on October 26th, 2006 11:49 pm

Proof that the world needs more gun-toting liberals.
Chase on October 29th, 2006 8:12 pm

Heeeehehe!! That’s pretty good!