Target code red

In front of me in a line twenty-seven people long: One trashy couple, early twenties. Girl wearing black jeans and scrunchie; guy with buzz cut and sleeveless t-shirt.

Their purchases: 1 pair mesh see-through panties; one tube KY personal lubricant; 1 copy of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Volume 5.

I don’t even want to know what these people get up to in the evenings.

August 29, 2006 | Filed Under PoBCo, minutiae

Comments

14 Responses to “Target code red”

Malnurtured Snay on August 29th, 2006 11:08 pm

Doggy-style while reliving their childhood molestations?
K. on August 30th, 2006 7:53 am

You’ve already given more then enough visual to make it easy imagining the rest…
LL#2 on August 30th, 2006 8:50 am

you never know what kind of people you’ll run into in this crazy world!
Mindless Dribbler on August 30th, 2006 9:53 am

Me either…Superman volume 7 is sooo much cooler.
anoymouscoworker on August 30th, 2006 10:51 am

So what’s the big deal? We wanted to do the nasty and then watch some ninja turtles. Don’t judge me!
Plunky(Deb) on August 30th, 2006 6:50 pm

I always thought Michelangelo was kinda hot.
JG on August 30th, 2006 9:36 pm

sweet jeebus turtle pr0n.

ps. ew.
supa on August 31st, 2006 9:44 am

Heh. You guys be funny.

Plunky, I always preferred Leonardo myself — he was the purple headband one, right?
mary alice on September 2nd, 2006 6:04 pm

*SNARF*
mothergoosemouse on September 2nd, 2006 6:15 pm

Dude, that’s just sad. They forgot the Reddi-whip.
fin on September 3rd, 2006 4:49 pm

and the cheez-whiz…
sweatpantsmom on September 4th, 2006 2:10 am

Gawd - volume FIVE? The horror, the horror!
rachel on September 5th, 2006 3:58 pm

NICE!
victoria winters on September 20th, 2006 10:03 am

Oh sick! I almost spit out my latte when I read the KY part! hahahhaha!