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donk me up, tie me down

vicodin: word of day. yesterday’s word was something but i f’get, jg knows. typing w/ 1hand from bed. is like texting to you.
iam tired.
i am hating the lazy look of typing with one hand, so now am typing with two. Surgery was holy crap, a piece of cake, do it with one hand tied behind […]

So, um, can I just have that Percoset now?

Nanoo, nanoo. I am getting so nervous about this surgery thing. Heart pounding and I feel sick. I kind of didn’t think about what it actually entails and now I’m thinking about having to get there and be put under and then wake up and then get my mom home from the place and how […]

Gonna be a stoned blogging party inside my mouth

… and you’re invited!
I’m getting my wisdom teeth pulled on Thursday. Woohoo, general anesthetic!
And my mom is coming in from Ohio tomorrow afternoon to play with the baby while I recover. Woo hoo, familial support!
So, next time I’m on here I’ll probably be donked up on some high quality codeine, dribbling milkshake down my chin […]

Anyone else find Glenn Miller incredibly calming?

I didn’t even know I had any Glenn Miller. Thank goodness for shuffle.

Fuck Pomo

Speaking of pants and cars, let me say this: Beware of reading too many symbols. One is schooled these days in reading symbols; in the postmodern universe where there is no presumed center, no deep identity, no final truth, one falls back, overmuch I think, on reading symbols. The Dockers, for instance, symbolize ignorance and […]

New and greater levels of nerdery: Torrents

So I’m trying to learn about torrents and how the hell to use the Azureus client I downloaded. Like, I get the concept of torrents — upload, download, many people, much fast, etc — but I can’t figure out the first step in actually downloading something. There is some level of understanding that I just […]

Furniture porn is also bad for you

The Baltimore Sun delivers our Sunday ad stack on Friday night, which gives me all weekend to drool over the Ikea flyer and the Home Depot sales.
I know it’s silly. It’s futile. It’s a daydream printed on 50% post-consumer recycled paper. I mean, technically we have the money to remodel our bathroom, tear up the […]

It’s the least I can do

In exchange for getting up with Owen at the literal crack of dawn (first light at 5:45 a.m. [I’m seriously considering tinfoil]) — I let him watch his Ready Set Learn DVD for entirely too long while I sip coffee and catch up on my blogs.
Hey, everybody wins. I mean, except my sleep bank, but […]

I know every punchline

laughter
I love making him laugh. This week’s joke: “Hey Owen! Guess what? … STICK!!” And he laughs.
It doesn’t make any sense, but it’s ours. We have an inside joke! Awesome!

The new deja vu

“I feel like I’ve made fun of this before,” Iain said.

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