Famous people with whom I would totally knock boots

… were I to have my 19-year-old body back and be living in a parallel universe. [Oh, 19-Year-Old Body, how I miss thee.]

Ed Norton
Jason Schwartzman
Jon Stewart
David Duchovny
Paul Rudd [who’s the Paul Rudd lookalike guy?]
Holy crap Jake Gyllenhaal.

updated to add: Peter Sarsgaard, LOTR-era Viggo Mortensen, X-Men era Hugh Jackman.

I can’t believe I just called X-Men an era. Yeesh. But you get what I’m getting at.

Good topic for a Friday night meme, eh? OK, then. Tag, you’re it! Tell me yours. Leave a comment or linkie-doo back.

February 24, 2006 | Filed Under minutiae

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23 Responses to “Famous people with whom I would totally knock boots”

debbie on February 24th, 2006 11:01 pm

i shouldn’t answer this because dave reads you, but what the hell. heh. if you are reading this, dave, you would be well-advised to not comment. heh.

jude law
viggo mortenson (uh, i just watched LOTR)
clive owen
jake ryan (hee!)

man, i must really be sick/tired — i can’t think of anymore!
Sarcomical on February 25th, 2006 12:22 am

OOoooh - good list!

okay, although this will be difficult, i will come up with some hotties to hypothetically get it on with:
(all of these are on assumption that their significant others shall be NON-EXISTENT)
-Tom Cavanagh
-Matthew Fox (LOST)
-Johnny WhoaDepp
-Zach Braff
-Jon Stewart (rawr - we can share)
-Matthew McConaughey
-Joaquin Phoenix
Tasha on February 25th, 2006 1:30 am

- Ryan Reynolds
- Colin Farrell
- Eric Dane
- Jensen Ackles
- Kiefer Sutherland
- George Clooney

That’s who makes me weak in the knees. Great topic MB!
Belinda on February 25th, 2006 4:34 am

First, 19-year-old body and parallel universe rules TOTALLY apply.

Oded Fehr
Brendan Fraser (OK there’s a “Mummy” theme developing, but I swear it’s a coincidence)
And DUH, Jon Stewart!

And since it’s a parallel universe, I’m saying fictional people are fair game, and I’d pick Sam Fisher. That’s right. From the “Splinter Cell” XBox game. Who looks and sounds amazingly like George Clooney, so I guess that’s another one.

COLIN FIRTH.
paige on February 25th, 2006 7:42 am

Good call on Ryan Reynolds, Tasha. I always forget how how he is.

I’m totally posting this and I’ll link back.
supa on February 25th, 2006 9:09 am

debbie, good call on the Viggo Mortensen. I wrote an entire post a year or two back just drooling about him in LOTR.

sarcomical: oh! you rememebered matthew fox and zach braff where i did not! damn. but you are so right. And part of the parallel universe is that they do not have S.O.’s, obviously.

Tash! I knew you would have good ones. But who is this guy who’s replaced Colin Farrell at the top of your list? And, who’s the Eric guy and Jensen guy? I am woefully underinformed.

Dude, Belinda, fictional people are TOTALLY fair game. For example, I pick … adorable boy-next-door Jim Halpert, from The Office.

*reading paige’s comment*

OK, now I really have to find out who Ryan Reynolds is if two people mentioned him. Off to google.
Belinda on February 25th, 2006 9:39 am

I don’t know who Ryan Reynolds is, either, but I knew Jensen Ackles because I used to watch Days!
candace on February 25th, 2006 9:45 am

My one and only: Ewan McGregor.

He makes me go weak in the knees.
debbie on February 25th, 2006 9:46 am

oh my god, i forgot johnny depp! totally. ryan reynolds is pretty damn hawt, too. dude, if i really thought long and hard about this, the list could get quite long. heh. jared leto? though he might be too pretty. i’ll let you know if i think of more.
supa on February 25th, 2006 11:01 am

Oh yes. Ewan MacGregor for definitely.

And can I say that during the whole My So Called Life thing, I had a crush on Brian, not Jared Leto’s character? I mean, I knew he was hott, but I always felt a sympathy crush for the nerd.
debbie on February 25th, 2006 11:17 am

ooh! road warrior-era mel gibson! or raiders of the lost ark-era harrison ford! since we’re doing eras and all. heh. will i waste the whole time i have to myself this morning on this topic? probably. damn you, supa!
supa on February 25th, 2006 2:05 pm

I’m totally adding Bill Murray to my list. For real.

i’m liking this because it’s distracting me from Owen’s explosive diarrhea and raging diaper rash.
patricia on February 25th, 2006 3:20 pm

Simon Baker
Blair Underwood
Jon Stewart
Salma Hayek
Ryan Reynold (soon to be Mr. Alanis Morrisette) I always thought he was cute when he was on TV but damn, in Blade: Trinity he is smoking hot!
Bonnie Hunt (don’t judge)
Madonna except maybe not because I think she would be a little scary in bed
Luis Miguel
Richard T. Jones
supa on February 25th, 2006 3:27 pm

shit. salma hayek should be on my list, too. and maybe catherine keener.
Dixie on February 25th, 2006 4:34 pm

Olivier Martinez
Josh Holloway
Viggo Mortensen
Heath Ledger
Josh Lucas
Denzel Washington
Natalie on February 25th, 2006 5:46 pm

I’m embarassed not to have more mature choices, I’m still in a teeny-bopper phase apparently:

Orlando Bloom and Matt Damon

Boone from the first season of LOST

New hot guy from Grey’s Anatomy.
jess on February 26th, 2006 2:48 am

Ha! HA HA!

If i channel my 19 year old self:

sting
robert smith (eww)
the singer from echo & the bunnymen
morrissey

Nowadays:

I’m sitting here thinking and thinking. I can’t think of ANYONE! How pathetic is that? All the boys i have loved (brad pitt) turn out to be such guys and so disappointing it makes me realize i have it pretty good right now. He may not be super hot, but he loves me and makes me laugh and pisses me off not too much.
Kestrel on February 26th, 2006 11:23 am

Jon Stewart is so sexy, it’s all about the personality.
Matt on February 26th, 2006 3:40 pm

Sounds like somebody needs a babysitter. ‘Cause as I recall, when you were 19, you were chasing around drooling and puppy-dog-eyed after the man who now shares your mortgage. Just wrap the little one up in some bubble wrap and ship him to us. Priority Overnight is cheaper than real babysitting anyway. Besides, I need something to do. I guarantee I’m not getting any action today, mostly because foreplay would look like me crashed out hungover in my pajama pants at three in the afternoon, cradling a bowl of Kraft dinner and mouth-full yelling, “what, you don’t think I’m sexy?” There. For the love of god, I hope that image killed all this masturbatory shenanigans. Cheers!
LL#2 on February 27th, 2006 9:32 am

Chris O’Donnell (from Mad Love era)

Matthew Lillard

Carlos Mortensen

Ace Young
Jasclo on March 1st, 2006 3:35 pm

LOTR-era Viggo Mortensen

YES! And did you see him in A Perfect Murder? Yowza.
Elizabeth on March 1st, 2006 9:40 pm

Patrick Dempsey is totally mine.
The hair *sigh*

I can’t think of any more right now, but I had to come back to this post after seeing it the other day, but my husband was in the room.
Tasha on March 3rd, 2006 1:01 am

There are too many choices! I first saw Ryan on a TV show called “Two guys, a girl and a pizza place.” And I’m not ashamed to admit the image in Blade Trinity where he’s chained to the floor and all shirtless and sweaty has been permanantly burned into my brain. Anyway, Eric Dane is McSteamy on Grey’s Anatomy, and Jensen played on “Days,” “Smallville” and now on “Supernatural.” I’m attracted to the confident-cocky type. What can I say?