Congratulations!

You are a wiener!

Continuing to throw the suck, as Jen put it:

• So … guess what Iain bought me? UTZ CHEESE BALLS, bitches. I am orange, head-to-toe. Also, a little bloated. Also, very heppy.

• Reader’s Digest, y’all. If “Humor In Uniform” doesn’t make you laugh, then I suggest you get x-rayed, cause your funny bone be busted. I read it. Every MONTH. What? It’s America in your pocket and you know it.

• Rum. That’s it, rum. Well, and some Pepsi. But mostly. The Rum. Need more. rrrrrr Rum.

• bootybootybootybooty.

January 27, 2006 | Filed Under blather

Comments

7 Responses to “Congratulations!”

jess on January 28th, 2006 12:16 am

congratulations right back at ya - you rummy orange weiner booty freak!
supa on January 28th, 2006 12:40 pm

Jess, that is my new tagline right there.

“Supa, the Rummy Orange Weiner Booty Freak.”

Or perhaps that would make a good snack food?
Mama C-ta on January 28th, 2006 3:02 pm

I never publicly admitted I read Readers Digest before til now. And the only reason I did was b/c it was a bathroom staple at my parents. Nice. But it got me hooked.
Natalie on January 29th, 2006 10:04 am

Is it a BARREL of cheeseballs? My brother has gotten us hooked on them. Although they claim to be made of real cheese, the orange dust on the fingers does not resemble the cheese I know.

I only read Reader’s Digest at my in-laws, but I still love it.
supa on January 29th, 2006 11:54 am

Dude, I WISH it were a whole barrel! That would be utterly dreamy.

I used to only read Reader’s Digest at my in-laws, too. But now, with a gift subscription, I don’t have to drive five hours west to indulge that particular urge. I can do it from the comfort of my own recliner. And honestly, I don’t think it gets better than that.
JM on January 29th, 2006 12:56 pm

Oh wow, closet Reader’s Digest fans unite! I’ve read it since I was a kid. My dad gets a subscription for me every year. It’s like a tradition or something…
supa on January 29th, 2006 11:18 pm

ha! awesome. Let’s totally unite. “Speak, and henceforth be not ashamed!”