Enter to win!
OK, starting now, anybody who comments today has to leave an adjective [describey word!] and a noun [object word!].
Yes. I am going to be doing reader-generated mad libs.
Also! I have three framed pieces of Supafine art. I would like to give them away. Any takers, leave a commment. They’re photographs of Baltimore-related hooiness. [Apparently, what […]
Guilty Pleasure: The Backyardigans
CBS, 7:30 a.m., Sundays.
Their round little digital bodies! The songs! Austin’s neurotic freakouts! Tyrone’s raspy voice! My sister made me watch this show when she came out to visit last year and I am hooked.
I’m fairly positive Owen couldn’t care less about it, but I’m the mama. So every week we’re awake and […]
Wearing the hat Dani’s mom made
» Dani
» Post in which I mentioned the hat and his staunch refusal to let it leave his head
Need a new catchphrase
I mean seriously.
RegularPeopleCon 2006!
Must be this petulant to ride. Offer not available in all markets. Subject to participation. Vices may vary.
Congratulations!
You are a wiener!
Continuing to throw the suck, as Jen put it:
• So … guess what Iain bought me? UTZ CHEESE BALLS, bitches. I am orange, head-to-toe. Also, a little bloated. Also, very heppy.
• Reader’s Digest, y’all. If “Humor In Uniform” doesn’t make you laugh, then I suggest you get x-rayed, cause your funny bone […]
I am my father’s daughter
Here I sit in the quiet lamplight, offspring in bed and spouse reading a book beside me. Tinny trumpety jazz is playing low on the laptop as I clickety-clack on the keyboard.
Swap the Maynard Ferguson for Miles Davis, give me more of a beard, and I’d actually be my Dad.
Whoa. The apple has fallen […]
In the booty of the night
Booty is Creepy.
Takin’ Care of Booty.
Blinded By The Booty.
Dude [Looks Like A Booty]
The Night They Drove Old Booty Down
Eight Days A Booty
Subterranean Homesick Booty
I Shot The Booty
Booty Green
Booty of Broken Dreams
Rocky Mountain Booty
Head Like A Booty
Is There Any Booty Out There
Sympathy For The Booty
Maybe if I say it enough, it won’t be funny anymore? Because […]
Blogging: Is Sucky Content Better than No Content At All?
Because I totally do that, throw sucky stuff up here. [As if you couldn’t tell! HAR!]
And then I tell myself, “Hey, Self. You could be writing masterpieces of content, King Content, cry-your-fucking-eyes-out content … if you really WANTED to, Self. I believe in you. It’s just that you’re just too busy. And lazy. But you […]
Once more, with feeling
BOOTY.
Just had to get that in there.
You know, there’s nothing so bad that the sight of your baby asleep with his rump all up in the air won’t make better. Like a little caterpillar, he is.










