I’m so psyched for Halloween

There’s a Rock’n’Romp in D.C. on Saturday. You know Owen’s gonna be wearing a costume. A monkey costume, complete with squishy felt banana and quasi-prehensile tail. I made him try it on today because I’m sadistic like that and Christ, I could not stop laughing.

He cried, though. So I felt kind of bad. But if the camera had not died at the precise moment I finished fastening the velcro you’d be seeing pictures of a little brown Teletubby-looking thing right here, holding a banana.

A baby in a monkey costume lends itself to all sorts of potential costumes for the parents, nearly all of which involve Darwin, baboons, the HMS Beagle, or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Stay tuned for details.

October 27, 2005 | Filed Under baby

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4 Responses to “I’m so psyched for Halloween”

Dani on October 27th, 2005 12:42 am

Please, please, please get a new battery! I must see the Owen monkey!
I’ll wear my bright pink toe socks with monkeys and bananas on them Saturday so it can be monkey day!
suburban misfit on October 27th, 2005 8:53 am

Oh.My.God. You MUST post a picture of that boy in the monkey costume.

How much would I pay for a FSM costume?? Loads, I tell you!
Cara on October 27th, 2005 9:56 am

Man the suspense, I can’t wait for the pic!
supa on October 29th, 2005 10:22 pm

It’s coming, ladies, just you wait.

I really wish I had found or made an FSM costume. It would kick six different kinds of intelligent design ass.