Access denied!

Access denied!
Argh! My entire life is one fat error message right now.

Throat: “Agh! Invaders detected.”
Work e-mail: “Error. Access denied.”
Cell phone: “The line is currently busy.”
Calling doctor: “No one is available to take your call.”
Calling wedding photographer: “Thanks for calling. Leave a message.”
Printer queue: “Post-script error alert.”
Quark Xpress: “Error. Please restart your computer.”
GoLive: “Files Missing.”
Internet connection [just now]: “Connection suddenly terminated.”

WTF? It’s like Y2K was delayed three years.

Anyway, i’m tired. Time to go to bed. Gotta visit the ol’ sawbones tomorrow for some penicillin-substitute. God, I’m so diseased.

May 28, 2003 | Filed Under auto-categorized