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I’m worldwide.

I’m worldwide.
Heal me. Finally put down my diary. I just couldn’t stop reading it. But it made me want to know what happened to all those people I used to be tight with, so I googled them. Then I googled myself [kinky!] and found a German web site featuring flash animation of a marijuana leaf […]

Total exhibitionist.

Nothing is more horrifying and fascinating than reading your old diary.
Oh, dear lord. My God. Heavens have mercy. Jesus, Mary — and Joseph, too.
Christ on a fucking bicycle.
This is too much.
“19 July, 1998. Had the accident a week ago. Smashed in my maxilla, lost three teeth, squished my septum, banged up my knee. […]

Oh, by the way.

Oh, by the way.
Case you didn’t notice, I made a teeny weeny redesign. There’s still a million bugs, but I’ll get to that when it’s not 5 a.m.

Support our troupes.

Support our troupes.
You know, I think we, as Amurrricans, should redirect our donations to those truly in need: Tiny stage companies, one-man bands, aging clowns, local musicians, listener-supported radio stations, and unicyclists.
Adventures in health care: I had the cutest doctor today. She was about four and a half feet tall and 10 months pregnant. Her […]

Access denied!

Access denied!
Argh! My entire life is one fat error message right now.
Throat: “Agh! Invaders detected.”
Work e-mail: “Error. Access denied.”
Cell phone: “The line is currently busy.”
Calling doctor: “No one is available to take your call.”
Calling wedding photographer: “Thanks for calling. Leave a message.”
Printer queue: “Post-script error alert.”
Quark Xpress: “Error. Please restart your computer.”
GoLive: “Files Missing.”
Internet connection […]

Too big for her britches.

Too big for her britches.
So I’m sitting here like a monkey at a typewriter while other people take odds on whether or not I’ll produce the HTML equivalent of ‘Hamlet.’ It doesn’t look good.
I’m working on redesigning our little webmag in GoLive. I’ve only had this for a week, but I’m upset that I’m not […]

In an uncomfortable place …

I love the smell of commerce in the morning.
Smooth machine: Guess who got her new toys?
Small Dog made my day by delivering my eMac Wednesday evening, after a long and depressing day at work.
Been playing ever since.
The scanner’s a bit of a bitch, but we’re working around it. Hopefully Photoshop arrives tomorrow. Printer’s […]

I’m all bejiggedy.

I’m all bejiggedy.
Oh, this fucking dream, man. I had this dream last night. We’re living in California. We have a cute little house. But there’s a problem with the house. The old dead lady in our living room is causing problems. Her brain tumor is growing into our sofa and making a mess.
We live […]

Ooops.

Ooops.OK. ‘Case you were wondering, you can read the “about me” at left now. Fixed it. Sorry.

Oh, and another thing. I

Oh, and another thing.
I meant to post about Friday. We drove down to Arlington or Alexandria or some place. D.C., I guess. Saw Jess’n’Greg, Jillian’n’Chris, Daisy’n’Jeff, and Bethany [minus Rob]. The girls were Iain’s old high-school friends. The guys are their husbands/fiances/boyfriends, all very cool.
Daisy was cool. It was OK to see her. She […]

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