Not pregnant!

The internet: Taking the work out of everything.

Phew! So I took my online pregnancy test and I’m unpregnant. It was so easy and convenient! These statistics were revealed to me, regarding my eventual first-born child:

Sex: female
Birth weight: 18 lbs. 0 oz.
Length at birth: 5 inches
Chance of mangling birth-defect: 7%
Most likely defect: March of Dimes.

Looks like it’s smooth sailing.

I went “grandma-shopping,” i.e. look but don’t buy. And then I had a high-protein semi-healthy lunch of tuna, crackers and water and then I worked out for a while and then I did more grandma-shopping. Then we had steak for dinner and watched the Friends re-runs, one of which was interrupted for like 10 minutes so that “News Central” could tell us that yes, a man in Baghdad was drinking tea today. Then it was “Scrubs.”

Good day, all around. Between the meeting and the exercise endorphins, I’m feeling pretty damn good … much unlike the past two days. I’m leaving the posts on there, but I’m warning you all to take them with a grain of salt, as I was very moody and possibly hormonal.

March 27, 2003 | Filed Under auto-categorized